leona. london.

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
Me: Eh, it will work out
I'm more afraid of the police tbh.